During sex. He suddenly stopped and didn't move.

Wife:	"What are you doing?"
Husband:	"I've seen this on YouPorn, its called Buffering."

#what?  #lol 

#schmepsy  #lol  #teuk  #landi mo  #leeteuk  #hello baby 

#askheechul  #heechul  #super junior  #lol 

110811 Sukira 2

The topic was school jokes. Sungmin texted in with a toilet joke. EunTeuk was talking about how free the members seemed and told them not to text in because they wouldn't look so busy anymore. Then Donghae called in.
Leeteuk:	Oh Donghae is calling in! Let's see Donghae's answer! Hello!
Donghae:	Hello (raspy and low)
Leeteuk:	Why is your voice like that? And why are you always calling us?
Donghae:	For the listeners of Sukira ... (Sungmin was beside him) (*@&#)!@&#)*!@#_!@_#@!#
Eunhyuk:	Why are you calling!
Donghae:	I am not a pabo!
Leeteuk:	Then Donghae tell us something interesting from your school life.
Donghae:	Well it's not really a joke, it was when someone leaned their back onto a desk and )@(#$*!@_(*#_!@*#)(!$*!#&$*()@!#&)@! See you tomorrow!
Leeteuk:	What is this! So annoying!
Eunhyuk:	Now I find Donghae so annoying. If he wasn't our member... was just a celebrity...
Leeteuk:	was not in Super Junior...
Eunhyuk:	What would he be doing... he face is alright.. he's not tall though.
Leeteuk:	Probably fishing in Mokpo.
Leeteuk:	Today before we were recording for something he told me that he was doing quite well recently. (in terms of variety)
Eunhyuk:	And "I found the feel of doing a show"
Leeteuk:	And even "I have to be a fixed guest on this show"
Eunhyuk:	He didn't manage to fulfill any of those.
Leeteuk:	When it ended he even said "Hyung I'm really not suited for going on programs..."

#Probably fishing in Mokpo.  #Probably fishing in Mokpo.  #Probably fishing in Mokpo.  #Probably fishing in Mokpo.  #Probably fishing in Mokpo.  #LOL